Bach Stabbed!!!

man, i dunno what it is about the combination of water, another half naked guy, kathy's camera, me and a dumb ass smile (gold chain optional) that always ruins my political ambitions!!! i mean, just when i thought it was safe to run for Pope, the infamous gold chained used car salesman photo mysteriously "surfaces!" my ass. yall should know that 2 weeks before this photo surfaced, i was being Bachmailed for 86 cents! now where the hell can i come up with some loot like that?! what, ask hai? lol! yall do not know how much trouble this photo has caused me. i have received over a dozen phone calls from apple stores nationwide complaining about mysterious moustached maniacs that leave macbook keyboards sticky after each viewing! sure, Apple should definitely know better than to make that photo its new company logo, signifying their "commitment to excellence" without my permission, but you cant blame those moustachios either. indeed, the gift is the curse. anywho, i have decided to post all embarassing photos of myself taken by the bach and her accomplice rod stewart to diffuse the whole matter. enjoy the last one especially.








Might i interest you in a brand new pre-owned ponitac Aztek as pictured below?




at least i dont look like this guy, breathin through my mouth and shit