Sunday, January 21, 2007

Brother Darkness

One of my favorite thinkers and co-workers. L. Ross aka Tobruk Dark aka Hamburlglar aka No T-Shirt No T-Shirt.
Inventor of the martial arts style known as the "bloody elbows" and master of invisbility via tree climbing method.
Mathematician and magician all rolled in one.
Do not be afraid of the darkness.

Cover of his 1st book: From the Darkness of the Mind: From the Mind of Tobruk Dark

His own synopsis:
"This book is Dark… Very Dark… In fact, this book is so dark that I wrote “it” in the Dark… And when it wasn’t Dark enough, I continued to create by writing with my eyes closed… But remember, even closed eyes can see light…Meaning, the more I explored the Darkness (with my eyes closed), the more I was able to see… As if what is discovered in the Dark cannot be ignored… As if Darkness is nothing more than something standing in the Light… As if Light is a Mask that is worn by the Darkness…
Actually, this book is built around the concept of The Spoken Word verses The Written… For you see, I spoke as I wrote while my eyes remained closed… As a result, I began to see that only two types of words exist – those that are spoken and those that are written… An example of The Spoken Word can be found at the very beginning (Genesis 1: 3) when God said, “Let there be light (and there was light)…” The “power” of The Written Word can be seen (even with closed eyes) in any written document that is legally binding… More precisely, what do you call something that is legally binding whose “power” resides in The Written Word? (An illusion, perhaps?)
But anyway, the more I explored the mysteries of The Spoken Word (remember: When it comes to this book – I spoke as I wrote), the more I began to see the picture behind the picture; namely, if only two types of words exist (The Spoken and The Written), then perhaps there is a bigger classification (for books) than merely fiction or non-fiction… In fact, I began to see that fiction and non-fiction are perfect example illustrating the truth of this statement (or observation): “A fool and water are easily diverted.”[1]Do not be diverted by Fiction or Non-Fiction – it’s bigger than that! As big as the differences between The Blackman’s Guide or The Whiteman’s Handbook…Enjoy…"


The highly anticpated follow-up: "The Blackman's Guid to Understanding it All..." Coming soon


Synopsis:



About the Author in his own words:
"One thing I believe about any author, whether he’s writing fiction or non fiction (or blending both elements together to create something else entirely), is that no matter what the topic for discussion might be, if one looks close enough (diligently enough), one can always find where the author injects his own beliefs info the telling of the story… This is what fascinates me most about reading the writings of others… It’s almost as if by observing the beliefs of others, I can catch them standing still… Then again, as a reader I expect to be entertained when it comes to picking-up a good book…
For example, what if I told you that the 2nd book (in a 4-part series) I am now writing is called The Blackman’s Guide To Understanding It All? Would you believe me? Perhaps the best thing (for you) to do is not believe it… I mean, who would believe that I found the Lord in the Darkness? Actually, even the Lord can be found… And I would rather find the Lord myself than to be told where to look… Wouldn’t you? I guess not… But still, if you try to cleanse other (like soap), you’ll waste away in the process… Meaning, even a preacher knows you can’t save everybody… But everybody can change… This is what I’m exploring as we speak (you and I), the ability to change things… As in changing a pebble into a stone… Or changing a tree into a throne… As if wherever I fall asleep – that’s my home… Or maybe, at first I was here but now I’m gone…"


Cash him out at http://www.authorhouse.com/BookStore/BookStoreSearchResults.aspx?SearchType=smpl&SearchTerm=tobruk

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Buyer Beware

Fraud is running rampant throughout Ebay.
Take this jacket for instance. As stylish as it is described, no where does the seller mention that this was the official jacket of the 86 Chernobyl Cheer Squad. What a snake

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Ideeznuts

Its official, i now have proof that I am middle class.


take that take that

Jessica, the baby formally known as Jacquelyn en La Casa Tranchez

So many of you may have heard by now that we have a new addition La Casa De Tranchez. Jessica is her name and she'll be hangin out Sun-Sats from now own. Shes good and yes, she looks exactly like her brother Jack.
She was to originally have been named Jacquelyn, but when she was born neither me moms nor her mom knew how to spell it, so they went with Jessica.




Hey Booface!



Jacka





Whaaaaaaat!!

But before Jessica, other children roamed the halls De Casa Tranchez. And now they are all fat.






Dont call her Poofro, shell pinch you

Before IVs there was Goodwill

EBAYC Y2G

Before ES, Cal, SASC, Reach, and SOAR, my life began agan with EBAYC. Im sure at this point youll be expecting me to tell you how the students saved my life; which is very true. but just as importantly, it was the staff that saved me as well.

Not So Great America Field Trip

L-R: Dwayne aka Chesticus Rubicus aka "Sure i'll listen to your suggestion, but once youre finished, this is how we will do it, my way. Berto, Fish aka "Lets go guys!" (thats who i got it from), Rodney, Derrick aka DB, Mike Tran minus 60 pounds


Fish and one of our old students Ayorn







It was said that no photograpic evidence existed of the infamous EBAYC staff night at Dave & Busters. By the end of the night drinks were drank, games played, food thrown and fought, ribs sailed through the air. i swear it.

Left to Right: Rodneezy, Fish (arm stretched), mikeonerskee, Muang, Doug aka Face aka Big Face, DB, Maly, Thuy Mi, Laura aka Laura Scudders. Missing: Berto


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Fish the friendly neighborhood rib slinger